We’ve been eating our dinner outside on the balcony pretty much every day this week, and last — it’s been so nice outside. I’m hesitant to tell my parents in Newfoundland how amazingly warm it is, since they’re stuck with rain and fog with a visibility of 200m lol… that sucks.
So back to the point of my story — I kept our patio door open during supper last night for some reason and eventually a hornet ended up on one of our lamps. A lamp that probably resembles a wasps nest, I’m pretty sure it’s a hornet though because it’s more black and not so furry. I’m getting itchy just thinking about it. Remember how much I’m terrified of wasps?
I should have just sucked him up in the vacuum. Why didn’t I think of that earlier? Or design up some party invitations telling him the party is OUTSIDE where he belongs. Instead, I turned off every single light in the apartment, opened up the balcony and turned on a bright light to lure the bugger out. It didn’t work. He kept working on his little nest.
I think it’s still in the apartment. I swear I’ll freak if I see it building a nest. BAM. Outchu go!